Caligula The Ultimate Cut

So the original film, "Caligula" from 1979 had this reputation of being soft core porn and an utterly stupid waste of your time. Big budget trash. A skin rag for the big screen. I had never seen it, the original that is, but was always curious about it; see the horror with my own eyes. It had become something of a cult film, then I think people stopped caring completely. Forty plus years later, this new Ultimate Cut has been released with a run time of almost three hours. I was never bored for a second. Being a film nerd, to see Peter O'Toole, Sir John Gielgud, Helen Mirren, and of course, Malcolm McDowell all young (relatively) and walking around was a thrill in itself. I've tried to separate my enthusiasm and be objective to what I witnessed, which was an absolutely wild ride. If you took The Twilight Zone's "It's a Good Life" (the one about the kid who has supernatural powers to control everyone including his parents) and turned it into a three hour movie set in the Roman Empire and it was produced by Penthouse in 1976, you would get this feral film, a completely unforgettable experience. I don't know if Malcolm McDowell would now be eligible for an Oscar (I'm sure there are rules against it) for this re-release, but I would love to see him nominated if such a thing were possible. What you see here cannot be unseen. If you remember the scene in "Rob Roy" where Tim Roth's character rapes Jessica Lange's, well McDowell's Caligula does one better. It's dark and crazy and I couldn't stop watching it. This is something to behold. Catch it in the theatre if possible. The Ultimate Cut is out now.  

Thelma

June Squibb, at 92, does all her own stunts, just like Tom Cruise in all his "Mission Impossible" movies. Squibb stars as Thelma, a grandmother who is living alone. She is doted upon by her grandson Daniel (Fred Hechinger). Daniel, who is always making sure Thelma is wearing her alert bracelet and helping her with her phone and computer. Thelma falls victim to a telephone scam and she mails off ten thousand dollars thinking she is helping her beloved Daniel. When the ruse comes to light and she realizes the police can do nothing, Thelma takes matters into her own hands; she is going to get her money back. Thus begins this action adventure comedy. Thelma employs the help of Ben (Richard Roundtree) and together they ride out of Ben's assisted living facility on his double red mobility scooter. Thelma is sweet in that Pixar "Up" kind of way. It's also very funny. I don't think I've been as amused at a film like this in quite some time. I loved it.  Clark Gregg, Parker Posey, and Malcolm McDowell all have supporting roles. Catch "Thelma" now out in theatres.