In his latest film, now out in theatres, Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage, an actor in debt needing a hit film. He resorts to take a million dollar gig (to pay off his debts) to show up and be the guest of a wealthy olive oil farmer in Mallorca, Javi (played by Pedro Pascal). Javi is a huge, obsessive Nicolas Cage fan and he would like Nick to read his screenplay. The movie is a riot and Nicolas Cage has fully embraced it like only Nicolas Cage can. Other actors have played fictional versions of themselves before, like Jean-Claude Van Damme did in JCVD and I have always enjoyed those who can poke fun at themselves, but Cage takes it to a new level of self deprecating narcissism which is a joy to behold. Catch this one now in theatres.
Tuesday, April 26, 2022
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Wednesday, April 20, 2022
We Need to Talk About Cosby
Thursday, April 14, 2022
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Move over Spiderman, move over Dr. Strange, the
multiverse just got a little bit more fun than just three Spidermans jumping
around; it's now got Kung Fu battles wearing/firmly-inserted anal butt plugs
and cheese-string finger people! Say what?! Welcome to the second film from
2022 to arrive on my blog and one which will likely to be nominated for a best
picture Oscar next year, "Everything Everywhere All at Once." What's
it all about? Well, besides from everything, it's a family dramedy about a
Chinese family who runs a coin laundry shop which is being audited by the IRS -
things are not looking good! The auditor is played by Jamie Lee Curtis and she
is a hoot (best supporting nomination coming her way). The star of the show, is
Michelle Yeoh as Evelyn Wang, the wife, mother and co-owner of the laundry mat.
She will be getting her best acting nomination for sure. What a performance!
Anyway, there is an everything bagel force moving across the multiverse and
Evelyn is recruited to stop it - I really don't want to try and explain more.
At the heart of the movie is the exploration of the relationships between
parents and their kids, between marriage partners, and the cultural differences
between generations of an immigrant family. It's a tapestry woven and borrowed
from , "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," Jackie Chan fight
scenes I, "Brazil," "Ratatouille," and "Sliding
Doors" which all lays atop a body of deep existential angst. It's a bloody head trip and a hell of a ride. Strap in, grab the safety bar and hold on
tight, this shit is bananas fun. Catch it at your local cinema now.
Thursday, April 7, 2022
The Fallout
Friday, March 25, 2022
The Innocents
This Norwegian horror/thriller is remarkable. What's it all about? Sisters, Anna and Ida, maybe aged 12 or 13 and 10/11 respectively find themselves living in a new apartment complex with the majority of the residents away on holiday. Anna has autism and she is non verbal. Her sister Ida seems to resent her existence. She pinches her, puts broken glass in her shoe - mean kid stuff. Ida meets two kids about her age, Ben and Aisha. They both have special gifts - telekinesis, telepathy, and an uncanny empathic synchronization. Turns out autistic Anna has some powers too. The problem is Ben. He is like a serial killer in the making and he is beginning to discover his own magical abilities. The closest thing I can compare it to is the Swedish film "Let the Right One In." This film gripped me like a rare few have. And the performances of these kids are simply phenomenal. I can't say enough good things about it. One of the best films to come out last year; I just got around to seeing it. You should too. Catch it on streaming services or your local video store when you can.
Flee
Friday, March 4, 2022
The Batman
When I was five years old I wore a Batman cape to school - on a regular basis. I watched reruns of Adam West's Batman on TV and loved it. Couldn't get enough. As I have matured (well many might argue that point - ha) so too has Batman. When I was nineteen (1989), Tim Burton's "Batman" came out - I remember lining up outside the Place de Ville theatres in downtown Ottawa. Jack Nicolson as the Joker - this can't possible get any better, could it? Tim Burton's second feature "Batman Returns" was better! - Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, yes! But then came Kilmer and Clooney and my childhood fascination with the caped crusader began to wane. Then, when I was thirty five years old (2005), Christopher Nolan gave the world, "Batman Begins." I was in love all over again. This, this was the mature Batman, the one I had been waiting for my entire life. Could it get better than this? 2008 brings us Nolan's central masterpiece of his bat trilogy, "The Dark Knight." When this came out I lost my mind. All Batman films would be judged against it. Heath Ledger posthumously won the Oscar for his role as the Joker. The opening bank heist scene was right out of Michael Mann's "Heat" - this was gritty and raw and realistic. The story was epic and I would argue this was the comic book version of "The Godfather" or "Goodfellas" - an epic crime drama where the source material has been elevated to high art. It was the best Batman movie ever made. Then came 2022.
Riddle me this, who is Matt Reeves? Well for starters he is the director of "The Batman" staring Robert Pattinson as Batman and Zoƫ Kravitz ("Kimi") as Catwoman. Before this, Matt Reeves directed "Cloverfield" (a Godzilla knock off) and the last two Planet of the Apes films ("Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" and "War for the Planet of the Apes"). I must confess, I loved the Ape trilogy. Thought is was spectacular. If you haven't watched them, you should.
Matt Reeves film resume isn't long enough (in my humble opinion) to get a sense of who Matt Reeves is as a director. I really liked those Ape movies but I had no real confidence going into "The Batman," only hope. If you told me David Fincher directed this movie, I would believe you. Reeves borrows heavily from Fincher's "Se7en" and "Zodiac" films. The main villain is the Riddler; hooded like the Zodiac killer leaving clues and cyphers and doling out punishment, one victim at a time, to corrupt city officials. Played by Paul Dano, the Riddler is simply terrifying.
Nolan's "Dark Night" remains great but there is a cleanliness to it - a surgical precision. If "The Dark Night" is Georges Seurat, then "The Batman" is Vincent van Gogh. The grimy streets of Reeves's Gotham are out of of a rainy "Blade Runner" set. The batmobile has been stripped back down to a lean machine that looks like a souped-up version of a Mustang rather than the tank-like machine Christian Bale drove. Even Pattinson's bat suit looks more homemade-commando and far more flexible than any previous.
It's dark, it's grimy, it's epic. The entire cast is fantastic. It's simply brilliant. But is it better than Nolan's? If "The Batman" stands shoulder to shoulder with "The Dark Knight," by my tape measure, "The Batman" is just a little bit taller.
Catch this in theatres. And if you are going, take me with you, I will gladly see it again.