Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Final Destination: Bloodlines

Agoraphobics rejoice! The outside world is a dangerous place - Rube Goldberg death traps are everywhere. If you throw a penny off the CN Tower, well you could kill someone! If you are unfamiliar with the Final Destination franchise, the formula goes like this: Certain individuals escape Death by way of a premonition (don't get on that plane, you're going to die!) and then Death hunts down all those who were supposed to die in that plane crash. It's a formula to print money. "Bloodlines" represents the sixth entry in the franchise. I think I only watched the first one. It's a clever enough premise but I wasn't expecting much from this latest film. It's fantastic. The deaths are spectacular and fun, the action sequences are something Dwayne Johnson would be proud to be in, and the story - Aaron Sorkin would have been proud to have written it. (Just kidding about the Sorkin bit.) That said, the team of writers who worked on this did an excellent job. To my own surprise (nobody warned me it was coming!), "Final Destination: Bloodlines" has arrived here on the Marquee. Make this your next horror destination. In theatres now. 

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